why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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