she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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