dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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