he was CRYING into my vagina
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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