you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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