Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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