was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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