The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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