at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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