I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Randomize
