I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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