Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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