I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
