Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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