I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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