I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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