dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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