i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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