wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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