She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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