okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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