Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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