brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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