69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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