I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Randomize
