sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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