2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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