But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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