I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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