is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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