ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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