normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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