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we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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