I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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