What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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