I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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