laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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