It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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