You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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