I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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