i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Randomize
