My hair reeks of homosexuality.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
tell me about the fingering
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