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(908): View more from New Jersey

I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level

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(213): View more from California

I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.

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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.

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(954): View more from Florida

I'm driving while wearing hulk hands

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(714): View more from California

Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.

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(425): View more from Washington

My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer

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(216): View more from Ohio

We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick

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(631): View more from New York

I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!

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