I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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