drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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