Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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