This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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