i just google imaged poop.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I love you.
Bad choice
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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