My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Randomize
