ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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