3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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