what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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