sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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