Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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